“Your mommy is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, it turns into an iPad”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: her friend, Ginger, made it up
090613025
“Your mama’s so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the sofa”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: friends at school
090613024
“You’re so stupid, the judge said, ‘Order! Order!’ and you said, ‘Can I have chicken curry and fried rice?'”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: from a joke-book
090613023
“Your mommy is so old, her breast milk is powder”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up
090613022
“Your mom’s so fat, she fatter than the flats and taller than the sky”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up
090613021
“Your mommy is so fat, she jumped down the Grand Canyon and got stuck”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from her friend, Jack, in school
090613020
“You’re so fat, you shit in the waterworks”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up (the waterworks is a park/reservoir and Belfast’s principal source of water)
090613019
“Your mama’s so fat, when she stands on the scale her phone number comes up”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from his friend, Jack, in school
090613018
“You’re so stupid, you need to study for your blood test”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local tv advertisement for city bus
090613017
“Your mama’s so fat when she’s in the water, the whales sing, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.””
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from his friend, Jack, in school