“Your mom is so tall she goes deep sea fishing without a boat”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama (made up)
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“Your mom is so tall that she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the face”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“Your house is so not cool that people don’t want to come to your birthday party”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: suburbs of Wilmington, DE
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“Yo mama is so dumb she thought the SATs meant Saturday”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: suburbs of Wilmington, DE
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“Your house is so small that people never say you live in a castle”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: suburbs of Wilmington, DE
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“Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow bathing suit, people sing, ‘Ole Ole, Ole Ole!'”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: suburbs of Wilmington, DE
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“Your house is so cold that your produce keeps for a long time, you don’t even need a refrigerator.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: suburbs of Wilmington, DE
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“Your house is so small that when you walked in the front door, you walked in the back yard.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: suburbs of Wilmington, DE
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“Your mama’s so fat, the angels needed help carrying up to heaven when she died”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made it up
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“Your mama’s teeth are so yellow, she spits butter”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA