“Your mamma’s got a peg leg with a kick-stand”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Pharcyde song, “Yo Mama”
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“Your mamma’s got a glass eye with a fish in it”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Pharcyde song, “Yo Mama”
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“You oughta tell your mama to changer her lipstick, cuz my dick looks like a rainbow”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Orange county, CA (junior high)
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“Your sister is like a shotgun, one cock and she’ll blow”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Orange county, CA (junior high)
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“Your mama’s so skinny her nipples touch”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
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“Your mama’s so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
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“Your mamma smokes a cigarette, then eats the match.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day
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“Your mamm’as so fat she bakes pizza on a sewer lid.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day
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“Your mamma does hot yoga in an automatic car wash.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day
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“Your mamma’s so fat, she rent her pussy by the foot.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day