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120712038

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mamma’s got a peg leg with a kick-stand”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Pharcyde song, “Yo Mama”

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged amputee, balance, maternal insult, peg leg, surrealism | Comments Off on 120712038

120712037

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mamma’s got a glass eye with a fish in it”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Pharcyde song, “Yo Mama”

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged blindness, fish bowl, glass eye, maternal insult, surrealism | Comments Off on 120712037

120712036

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“You oughta tell your mama to changer her lipstick, cuz my dick looks like a rainbow”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Orange county, CA (junior high)

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged fellatio, lipstick, maternal insult, promiscuity, rainbow | Comments Off on 120712036

120712035

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your sister is like a shotgun, one cock and she’ll blow”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Orange county, CA (junior high)

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged fellatio, guns, promiscuity, shotgun, sister | Comments Off on 120712035

120712034

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama’s so skinny her nipples touch”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged maternal insult, nipples, skinny | Comments Off on 120712034

120712033

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama’s so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged maternal insult, shower, skinny, skis | Comments Off on 120712033

120712032

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mamma smokes a cigarette, then eats the match.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged fat, maternal insult, smoking | Comments Off on 120712032

120712031

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mamm’as so fat she bakes pizza on a sewer lid.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged fat, maternal insult, pizza, sewer | Comments Off on 120712031

120712030

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mamma does hot yoga in an automatic car wash.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day

 

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged car wash, fat, maternal insult, yoga | Comments Off on 120712030

120712029

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mamma’s so fat, she rent her pussy by the foot.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged fat, maternal insult, poor, prostitution | Comments Off on 120712029

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