“Your mommie’s so fat, when she jumps into the water, the water jumps out”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from his friend, Jack, in school
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“Your mama’s so fat, she cuts herself and gravy pours out.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: from her 8 year old son, Sacred Heart Primary School in North Belfast
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“Your mom’s so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: early 1990s on the bus in elementary school (Raleigh, North Carolina, Wisconsin, St. Louis, Iowa)
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“Your mama’s so fat, when she sits on a dollar 4 quarters pop out”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: early 1990s on the bus in elementary school (Raleigh, North Carolina, Wisconsin, St. Louis, Iowa)
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“Your mama’s so fat, that when she wears a red dress people yell, ‘KOOL-AID!'”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: early 1990s on the bus in elementary school (Raleigh, North Carolina, Wisconsin, St. Louis, Iowa)
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“Your mama’s so fat, that the doctors are concerned that it is impacting her health negatively”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: church camp in Miami from a guy from Georgia
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“Your mama’s so fat, that when she went in an airplane, the tides changed”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made it up while looking at the stars
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“really fat (Hand gestures in American Sign Language)”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: learned from deaf parents
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“Your whole family is so fat they hold hands around the Shoney’s buffet and sing, ‘We Are the World.'”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“Your mom is so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama