“Your mama’s so fat, you just have to find a fold and fuck it”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: heard it in either England, Scotland, or Belfast
Tag Archives: maternal insult
090713004
“Your mom goes to the restaurant, gets a menu, looks at it for a while, and says, “OK.””
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: heard from friend in Heidelberg, Germany
090613034
“Your mommy’s so fat, she can’t even breathe.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up
090613033
“Your mommy’s so stupid, she fell down a step and thought it was a cliff”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from a friend
090613032
“Your mommy’s so old, she sat beside Jesus in school”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: stole it from a friend in school
090613031
“Your mama’s so old, that when she takes her clothes there are spider webs and dust all over”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up
090613030
“Your mommy’s so fat, she can’t even fit in the bed”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: stole it from a friend
090613027
“Your mommy is ugly, even Bob the Builder can’t even fix it”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up
090613026
“Your mommy is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, it turns into an iPad”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: her friend, Ginger, made it up
090613025
“Your mama’s so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the sofa”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: friends at school