“Is there no mirrors in your house?”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast comeback
Tag Archives: slagging
090713015
“You’re as useless as tits on a bull”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: from taxi drivers in the taxi rank
090713014
“My sister was that ugly when she was born, the midwife slapped my ma.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast slagging
090713013
“I’ll miss you like a sore thumb”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast saying
090713012
“You’re as funny as a Mass card”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast saying
090713011
“Can your ma sew? (headbutts), Get her to stitch that!”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: local talk, fighting words
090713010
“You’ve got a face like a bulldog chewing a bumblebee”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: her granny would say this to her when she was throwing a temper tantrum
090713005
“You’re as useful as a chocolate teapot”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: local talk
090713001
“You’re as useful as a bowler hat with sleeves”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: local talk
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“My daddy went up “Willy Mountain” and he found a dead crab”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: his older brother told it to him