“My friend, Robert, was that ugly as a baby, that his mother wouldn’t push him, she pulled him in the pram”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it at work
Tag Archives: slagging
090613028
“My mate, Frankie, says I’m as useful as a chocolate fireguard.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: traditional Belfast slagging
090613015
“You’re as useless as tits on a nun”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: ongoing local joke
090613012
“You have a face like a melted Welly”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk
090613011
“You’re as much use as a chocolate fireguard”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk
090613010
“You’re as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk
090613009
“Burn your bra”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk
090613008
“Wind yer neck in”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk, used when someone is “talking rubbish”
090613007
“It’s awful hard picking your teeth out of your shit with broken fingers, dickhead, isn’t?”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk, threat
090613006
“You couldn’t start a piss-up in a brewery”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: Belfast pubs