“Your mommie’s so fat, when she jumps into the water, the water jumps out”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from his friend, Jack, in school
090613015
“You’re as useless as tits on a nun”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: ongoing local joke
090613014
“Your mama’s so dumb, she’d get knocked down by a parked car.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: from her 8 year old son, Sacred Heart Primary School in North Belfast
090613013
“Your mama’s so fat, she cuts herself and gravy pours out.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: from her 8 year old son, Sacred Heart Primary School in North Belfast
090613012
“You have a face like a melted Welly”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk
090613011
“You’re as much use as a chocolate fireguard”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk
090613010
“You’re as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk
090613009
“Burn your bra”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk
090613008
“Wind yer neck in”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk, used when someone is “talking rubbish”
090613007
“It’s awful hard picking your teeth out of your shit with broken fingers, dickhead, isn’t?”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk, threat