“Your mama’s so fat, her blood type is Gravy”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
120712057
“Your mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
120712056
“Your mama is so dumb that she went up and saw Jesus at a bar and started hitting on him because she heard he was hung like this (arms extended out like being crucified)”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made it up
120712055
“Yo mama is so fat that I had to take two trains and a bus, and I still wasn’t on her good side.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Joke book sent by father to him at Jewish overnight camp in Maine.
120712054
“Clay was so short, he had to look up to see the curb”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: unkown
120712053
“Your mom is so fat, the cops came around the corner and told her to break it up”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Kutztown High School (Amish Country) Kutztown, PA
120712052
“Your mom is so fat that she got a Malcom-X t-shirt, and a helicopter tried to land on her”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Kutztown High School (Amish Country) Kutztown, PA
120712051
“Your mama’s so fat she runs through wall yelling, ‘Kool-Aid!!'”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Kutztown High School (Amish Country) Kutztown, PA
120712050
“Your mamas’ so fat that Paul McCarthy video-taped the toilet after she took a shit, and that shit’s up in the Hamburger Bahnhof right now.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just wrote it
120712049
“Your mama’s so fat she went to SCAD and got a Master’s in sandwich art”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just wrote it