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120712058

Posted on January 26, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama’s so fat, her blood type is Gravy”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged blood, fat, gravy, maternal insult | Comments Off on 120712058

120712057

Posted on January 26, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged fat, maternal insult, rainbow, Skittles | Comments Off on 120712057

120712056

Posted on January 26, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama is so dumb that she went up and saw Jesus at a bar and started hitting on him because she heard he was hung like this (arms extended out like being crucified)”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made it up

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged crucifixion, dumb, Jesus, maternal insult, penile size, pick-up | Comments Off on 120712056

120712055

Posted on January 26, 2013 by janksarchive

“Yo mama is so fat that I had to take two trains and a bus, and I still wasn’t on her good side.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Joke book sent by father to him at Jewish overnight camp in Maine.

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged bus, fat, maternal insult, trains, transportation | Comments Off on 120712055

120712054

Posted on January 26, 2013 by janksarchive

“Clay was so short, he had to look up to see the curb”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: unkown

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged curb, short | Comments Off on 120712054

120712053

Posted on January 26, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mom is so fat, the cops came around the corner and told her to break it up”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Kutztown High School (Amish Country) Kutztown, PA

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged cops, fat, maternal insult | Comments Off on 120712053

120712052

Posted on January 26, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mom is so fat that she got a Malcom-X t-shirt, and a helicopter tried to land on her”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Kutztown High School (Amish Country) Kutztown, PA

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged fat, helicopter, Malcom X, maternal insult, t-shirt | Comments Off on 120712052

120712051

Posted on January 26, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama’s so fat she runs through wall yelling, ‘Kool-Aid!!'”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Kutztown High School (Amish Country) Kutztown, PA

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged fat, kool-aid, maternal insult | Comments Off on 120712051

120712050

Posted on January 26, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mamas’ so fat that Paul McCarthy video-taped the toilet after she took a shit, and that shit’s up in the Hamburger Bahnhof right now.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just wrote it

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged art jargon, art world, fat, Hamburger Bahnhof, maternal insult, Paul McCarthy, scatology, toilet | Comments Off on 120712050

120712049

Posted on January 26, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama’s so fat she went to SCAD and got a Master’s in sandwich art”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just wrote it

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged art jargon, art world, fat, maternal insult, sandwich art, SCAD | Comments Off on 120712049

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