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120712028

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mamma’s feet are so ugly and big, that Rex Ryan be jerkin’ off to ‘em.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged feet, masterbation, maternal insult, Rex Ryan, ugly | Comments Off on 120712028

120712027

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mamma eats dinner off a hockey puck. We call her ‘slap stick.’”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged fat, hockey, maternal insult | Comments Off on 120712027

120712026

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama’s so fat and old that her social security number is Pi”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged fat, maternal insult, old, Pi, social security | Comments Off on 120712026

120712025

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mamma’s so fat she used the Megatron at the ballpark for an iphone”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged ballpark, fat, iphone, maternal insult, megatron | Comments Off on 120712025

120712024

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mom’s so fat, whales have stickers on their butts that sayin’, “Save yo momma!”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged fat, maternal insult, whales | Comments Off on 120712024

120712023

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mom’s so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on her belt.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged boomerang, fat, maternal insult | Comments Off on 120712023

120712022

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection blinks.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged blink, maternal insult, mirror, reflection, ugly | Comments Off on 120712022

120712021

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your momma’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged elevator, fat, maternal insult | Comments Off on 120712021

120712020

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged butter, dental hygiene, teeth, yellow | Comments Off on 120712020

120712019

Posted on January 25, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your teeth are so jacked up, it looks like someone threw Chiclets in your mouth.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”

Posted in Philly Janks | Tagged chiclets, dental hygiene, teeth | Comments Off on 120712019

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