Spanish:
English: You are not dumber because you don’t train for it.
collected: Carrboro, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Madrid, Spain. An insult that was commonly used between her family members.
090218-012
English: You smell so bad you could gag a maggot on a gut wagon.
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Something her mother used to say to her all the time when she was little, and smelled bad. From East Tennessee.
090218-011
English: Your mama is so skinny she could hang glide off a Dorito.
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: From the playgrounds/hallways of E K Powe Elementary School in Durham, North Carolina
090218-010
English: Your mama is so fat that when she jumps up and down, the Earth shakes.
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Heard in Bozeman, Montana
090218-009
Finnish: Hiekka pillussa
English: You have sand in your pussy.
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Something you say in Finland, to someone, particularly a woman, who is in a bad mood and acting salty.
090218-008
English: You could wrap your brain in tinfoil, shove it up a gnat’s ass and it’ll sound like a BB in a tin can
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Told to him from his grandfather, who learned it in the Navy
090218-007
English: You don’t know your ass from your elbow
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Told to him from his grandfather, who learned it in the Navy
090218-006
English: Your mama’s so fat, she tripped over WalMart and landed on Target
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: A joke he and his friends would tell in high school, circa 2010.
090218-005
English: You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth that has since somehow gotten stuck up your ass
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: Something he used against a snotty rich kid in high school, in Liberty, NC.
090218-004
English: You’re so fat, I don’t see how you get around.
collected: Chapel Hill, NC (9-2-2018)
origin: from Chapel Hill – an insult used towards friends.