“You’re so stupid, you need to study for your blood test”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local tv advertisement for city bus
Category Archives: Belfast Janks
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“Your mama’s so fat when she’s in the water, the whales sing, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.””
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from his friend, Jack, in school
090613016
“Your mommie’s so fat, when she jumps into the water, the water jumps out”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from his friend, Jack, in school
090613015
“You’re as useless as tits on a nun”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: ongoing local joke
090613014
“Your mama’s so dumb, she’d get knocked down by a parked car.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: from her 8 year old son, Sacred Heart Primary School in North Belfast
090613013
“Your mama’s so fat, she cuts herself and gravy pours out.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: from her 8 year old son, Sacred Heart Primary School in North Belfast
090613012
“You have a face like a melted Welly”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk
090613011
“You’re as much use as a chocolate fireguard”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk
090613010
“You’re as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk
090613009
“Burn your bra”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local talk