Lithuanian: vafliu gimęs tortu netapsi
English: once you’re born a waffle, you’re not gonna become a cake
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: old and common Lithuanian joke. There is one more, even more popular: if you were born to crawl, you won’t fly (the same meaning)
Category Archives: Kaunas Janks
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Lithuanian: neapsimesk šlanga
English: don’t pretend you’re a hose
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: old and common Lithuanian joke – a way to saying don’t pretend to know what you are talking about
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Lithuanian: žiūri kaip ožys į naujus vartus
English: Staring like a goat at the new gates
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: old and common Lithuanian joke – a way to say someone is staring too much
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Lithuanian: tepk slides
English: grease your skis
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: old and common Lithuanian joke – a way to saying “buzz off”
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Lithuanian: nešik miltais – malūnai sustos
English: don’t shit flour – the windmills are going to stop
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: old/ traditional (especially first part. just “Nešik miltais”) and common Lithuanian joke – a way to tell someone to chill out.
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Lithuanian: prilipęs kaip lapas prie šiknos
English: clung like a leaf to the ass
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: old and common Lithuanian joke – a way to call someone annoying
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Lithuanian: kad tave šikantį sutrauktų
English: you should get cramps while shitting
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: old and common Lithuanian joke
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Lithuanian: atrodai baisiau, negu šūdų vėžiu sergančio žmogaus išmatos
English: you look worse than the feces of a person who has shit cancer
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: Lithuanian radio broadcast
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Lithuanian: kaip karvė ant ledo
English: you’re like a cow on ice
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: old Lithuanian saying. Said to someone who is doing a bad job at something
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Lithuanian: tavo žandikaulis kaip bardačiokas
English: your jaw is like a glove-box
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: contemporary Latvian saying. “Bardačiokas” is a slang word.