“Your mommy is so old, her breast milk is powder”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up
Tag Archives: maternal insult
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“Your mom’s so fat, she fatter than the flats and taller than the sky”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up
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“Your mommy is so fat, she jumped down the Grand Canyon and got stuck”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from her friend, Jack, in school
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“Your mama’s so fat, when she stands on the scale her phone number comes up”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from his friend, Jack, in school
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“Your mama’s so fat when she’s in the water, the whales sing, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.””
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from his friend, Jack, in school
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“Your mommie’s so fat, when she jumps into the water, the water jumps out”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from his friend, Jack, in school
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“Your mama’s so dumb, she’d get knocked down by a parked car.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: from her 8 year old son, Sacred Heart Primary School in North Belfast
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“Your mama’s so fat, she cuts herself and gravy pours out.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: from her 8 year old son, Sacred Heart Primary School in North Belfast
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English: You’re the drop your mother should have swallowed.
Origin: Arkansas, USA
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[Black Shirt]
Spanish: Ese albur es elegante, a tu mama se la chingo un elefante
English: That is an elegant albur, but your mom was fucked by an elephant
[Green Shirt]
Me dejaste como pajarito, pero preguntale a tu mama como le deje el hoyito
You let me like a little bird, but ask your mamma how I left her hole
[Black Shirt]
Que otra grosería?
What other rudeness?
[Green Shirt]
Tu mama es teibolera, salvala del tubo
Your Mom is a table-dancer, save her from the pole
[Black Shirt]
A tu mama le dicen el himno nacional porque la tocan desde primaria
They call your Mom the National Anthem, because she’s been played since elementary school
[Green Shirt]
A tu mama le dicen el pastel porque todos le meten el dedo
They call your mom The Cake, because everyone sticks their finger in her
[Black Shirt]
A tu mama le dicen el semáforo, porque después de las 10 todos la hacen como quieren
They call your Mom the Stoplight, because after 10 everyone does with her whatever they want
[Green Shirt]
A tu mama le dicen el Oxxo, porque esta abierta las 24 horas del día
They call your mom the Convenience Store, because she is open 24/7
[Green Shirt]
tu mama es tan pero tan gorda, que cuando se avienta un pedo provoca calentamiento global
Your Mom is so fat, so fat, that when she farts, she causes global warming
[White Shirt]
Tu mama es tan pobre pero tan pobre que va al Starbucks y pide un atole
Your Mom is so poor, so poor, that when she goes to Starbucks she asks for atole
[Green Shirt]
Tu mama es tan pendeja que va a ver las telenovelas afuera de Electra
Your Mom is so stupid that she watches the soap operas outside the furniture store
[White Shirt]
Tu mama es hombre
Your Mom is a Guy
[Green Shirt]
La tuya se parece a Barney
Your mom looks like Barney
[White Shirt]
La tuya se parece a Singrom (guy in Black)
Your mom looks like Singrom
[Black Shirt]
Tu mama es tan puta que se saco un ojo de la cara para tener otro hoyo por donde le dieran
Your mom is such a whore that she took one eye out to have an extra hole
collected: Mexico City, Mexico (3-13-13)
origin: Albur