“Your dad is so stupid, he married your mom”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: unknown – possibly made it up
Tag Archives: stupid
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“She’s so stupid, she tried to take a bite out of a school bus and asked where the cream filling was”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: remembers them from school, likely between grades 5-7, New Martinsville,West Virginia
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“Your mama’s so stupid, she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: remembers them from school, likely between grades 5-7, New Martinsville, West Virginia
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“Your mother is so stupid she went to the strip district butt-naked”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard it Rippin’ with friends in Pittsburgh
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“Your mommy’s so stupid, she fell down a step and thought it was a cliff”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from a friend
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“Your mama’s so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the sofa”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: friends at school
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“You’re so stupid, the judge said, ‘Order! Order!’ and you said, ‘Can I have chicken curry and fried rice?'”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: from a joke-book
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“You’re so stupid, you need to study for your blood test”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: local tv advertisement for city bus