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Lithuanian: Jis nėjo į armiją, todėl jo žmona gali daužyti jį su keptuvę per galvą
English: He didn’t go to the army, so that’s why his wife can beat his head with a pan
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: suburbs of Kaunas

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Lithuanian: Jis toks durnas, kad turbūt į jį trenkė žaibas arba iškrito iš tv bokšto
English: He’s so stupid, that probably he was hit by a lightning or fell from the TV tower
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: suburbs of Kaunas

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Lithuanian: Tavo papai tokie dideli, kad gali veikti kaip oro pagalvė
English: your boobs are so big that they can work as an airbag.
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: suburbs of Kaunas

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Lithuanian: Jo šikna tokia didelė, kad reikia didesnių durų namie
English: His ass is so big that he must cut bigger doors at home
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: suburbs of Kaunas

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Lithuanian: Jis visko bijo kaip nekalta mergaitė
English: He’s as afraid of everything as a virgin girl
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: suburbs of Kaunas

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Lithuanian: Jis atrodo kaip po pirmo pasaulinio karo
English: He looks like after World War I
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: suburbs of Kaunas