011016027


Lithuanian: kad tave šikantį sutrauktų
English: you should get cramps while shitting
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: old and common Lithuanian joke

011016026


Lithuanian: atrodai baisiau, negu šūdų vėžiu sergančio žmogaus išmatos
English: you look worse than the feces of a person who has shit cancer
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: Lithuanian radio broadcast

011016025


Lithuanian: kaip karvė ant ledo
English: you’re like a cow on ice
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: old Lithuanian saying. Said to someone who is doing a bad job at something

011016024


Lithuanian: tavo žandikaulis kaip bardačiokas
English: your jaw is like a glove-box
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: contemporary Latvian saying. “Bardačiokas” is a slang word.

011016023


Lithuanian: stovi, kaip mietą prarijęs
English: you stand like you swallowed a stake
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: old Lithuanian saying. “mietas” is an old word meaning a stake used for hammering animals chain to a ground, when you change their place in a field to get fresh grass.

011016022


Lithuanian: tavęs klausytis, skausmingiau negu iššikti metrą spygliuotos vielos
English: Listening to you is more painful than shitting out a meter of barbed wire
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: he made it up on the spot, though could be traditional if you would just say : shit a meter of barbed wire

011016021


Lithuanian: malasi kaip šūdas eketėj
English: you are swirling around like shit in a hole in the ice
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: heard it from a colleague at work. Old Lithuanian countryside joke from Samogitia region. Used when someone is being indecisive.

011016020


Lithuanian: atsigauk nuo pigių narkotikų
English: recover from cheap drugs
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: common Lithuanian saying, a way to call someone stupid

011016019


Lithuanian: Tu esi durnas, kaip bato aulas
English: you are as dumb as a boot leg (shaft)
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: traditional Lithuanian joke. old word for the upper part of the boot.
(it’s not a shaft, it’s top of the boot, which we tried to find out so hard)