Latvian: Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka tad, kad viņa uzskāpa uz svariem, parādījās mans telefona numurs.
English: Your mom is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, my phone number showed up
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: She heard it from her friend, around two years ago.
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Latvian: Mucā audzis pa spundi barots
English: Lived in a barrel, fed through a bung hole. (Meaning: You’re so ignorant, you look like you’ve lived in a barrel and been fed through a bung hole.)
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: traditional/old Latvian joke. Uses old words. Maybe has something to do with beer/wine making.
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Latvian: Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka tad, kad viņa nopiržas, sākas globālā sasilšana.
English: Your mom is so fat that when she farts global warming starts
collected: Riga, Latvia (01-08-2016)
origin: She made it up. Yo Mama Jokes are more of an imported tradition from movies and social media.
121914001
English translation: “your mother sweats while shitting”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it from friends while an exchange students in Munich, Germany when he was 16 years old
121914002
“Don’t be Hummus”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: slang from his unit in the Isreali army – used to call each other “stupid”
121914003
English translation: “Your mother is so fat her blood type is Nutella”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it in school in Berlin around 2007 when he was 15-16 years old
121914004
English translation: “Your mother is so dumb when she plays Super Mario she walks to the left”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it in school in Berlin around 2007 when he was 15-16 years old
121914005
English translation: “Your mother is so fat when she wears a white t-shirt Massiv (German rapper) sings ‘Wenn der Mond in mein Ghetto kracht’ (When the Moon Crashes in my Ghetto)”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it in school in Berlin around 2007 when he was 15-16 years old
121914006
English translation: “Your mother is so dumb she put a dildo on her forehead and said ‘I am a unicorn’ ”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it in school in Berlin around 2007 when he was 15-16 years old
121914007
English translation: “Your mother is so fat when she has sex with your father it’s like throwing a sausage down a big hole.”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it in school in Berlin around 2007 when he was 15-16 years old