“Your mom’s so fat that when God said, “let there be light,” he had to move her big ass out the way”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard them in Elementary School in Pittsburgh
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“Your mom stinks so bad that her boyfriend was walking past the fish market, and thought he was home.”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
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“Your mom is so fat, she went under gravitational collapse and turned into a black hole”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up while in Grade School in West Virginia (to say to Bullies, but never actually used)
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“I took her picture, got it developed, and when I hung it up, the nail bent”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard it Rippin’ with friends in Pittsburgh
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“Your mother is so stupid she went to the strip district butt-naked”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard it Rippin’ with friends in Pittsburgh
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“Your mother’s so fat, her blood type’s Ragu”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard it Rippin’ with friends in Pittsburgh
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“Your mother’s so fat, she’s on the other side of the family”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up
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“Your breath smells so bad, it’s got its own theme song”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
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“You look like you got in a fight with a dentist and lost”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
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“Your teeth look like an obstacle course”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot