“Can your ma sew? (headbutts), Get her to stitch that!”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: local talk, fighting words
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“You’ve got a face like a bulldog chewing a bumblebee”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: her granny would say this to her when she was throwing a temper tantrum
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Spanish: Eres más malo que un dolor
English: You’re worse than the pain
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common insult from the South of Spain, Cordova
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Spanish: Cada vez que hablas sube el pan
English: Every time you talk, the price of bread goes up
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common insult from the South of Spain, Cordova
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Translation from Spanish: “You’re as slow as the body’s horse”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common insult from the South of Spain, Cordova
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“If I had a head like that, I’d have it circumcised”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: told to him by Joe Harnick, a Jewish guy in Los Angeles
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“You’re as useful as a chocolate teapot”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: local talk
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“Your mom goes to the restaurant, gets a menu, looks at it for a while, and says, “OK.””
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: heard from friend in Heidelberg, Germany
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“You are so ugly you could be working at the airport by smelling luggage”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: from an American movie seen on internet while in Basque country, Spain
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“You are so ugly that you should be in a Museum of Modern Art”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: from an American movie seen on internet while in Basque country, Spain