120712089

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“A thousand English ships couldn’t pull your mustache hairs from my asshole”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Middle East

120712088

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“You’re so dumb, you tried to spread an animated GIF on your sandwich”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made up

120712087

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama’s so old, she shared a locker with Jesus”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA

120712086

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama’s so dirty, she jumped in the bathtub and the water jumped out”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA

120712085

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“You so ugly, your mama fed you with a slingshot”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA

120712084

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“You so ugly, your mama tied a pork chop to your face, so the dog would play with you”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA

120712083

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama’s so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA

120712082

Posted on January 28, 2013 by janksarchive

“Your mama’s so old, she farts dust”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA

120712080

Posted on January 27, 2013 by janksarchive

“He’s so short, he doesn’t go down on his girlfriend, he goes up on her”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made up at a vegetarian restaurant in Philadelphia, PA

120712079

Posted on January 27, 2013 by janksarchive

“When the Lord was giving out noses, you thought he said roses and asked for a big red one”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama