“When the Lord was giving out brains, you thought he said rain and went and found shelter”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
120712077
“Your house is so janky, I rang the doorbell and the toilet flushed”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
120712076
“Your house is small, I threw a rock through the window and killed the whole family”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
120712075
“Your house is so small the cockroaches walk humpback”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
120712074
“Your whole family is so fat they hold hands around the Shoney’s buffet and sing, ‘We Are the World.'”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
120712073
“Your mom is so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
120712072
“Your mom is so poor she has to put a milkshake on layaway”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
120712071
“I’ll cut you down so low, that you could swing your feet off the curb”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama (from Father)
120712070
“I’ll cut you down so low, you’ll have to hold a sign that says, “Don’t spit, can’t swim!””
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama (from Father)
120712069
“Your mom is so air-headed she goes snorkeling without a snorkel”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama (made up)