“Your mama’s so fat she thinks “mixed media” means: sausage, pepporoni and canadian bacon”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just wrote it
120712047
“Your mama’s so fat she uses Miracle Whip for gouache”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just wrote it
120712046
“Your mamma’s so fat, her materials list, has a calorie count.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just wrote it
120712045
“Your mamma’s so fat, she called the kitchen her “project space.””
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just wrote it
120712044
This woman who lived across the street was so fat, she had full-blown diabetes. She was so fat that she died…
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Columbia Heights, Washington DC
120712043
Your mamma’s so broke she can’t get into a free concert
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: pretty sure he just made up. (occurred to him the day before)
120712042
Your mamma’s so fat when she goes outside wearing a yellow dress, people say, ‘Damn! look at that fat bitch in the yellow dress!’”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 6th or 7th grade (mid nineties). Madison, WI
120712041
Your mamma’s so fat I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Santa Barbara, California
120712040
“Your mama’s so fat, I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Santa Barbara, California
120712039
“Your mamma’s so fat, she put on a Malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Santa Barbara, California