“Your house is so small the cockroaches walk humpback”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
Category Archives: Philly Janks
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“Your whole family is so fat they hold hands around the Shoney’s buffet and sing, ‘We Are the World.'”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“Your mom is so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“Your mom is so poor she has to put a milkshake on layaway”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“I’ll cut you down so low, that you could swing your feet off the curb”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama (from Father)
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“I’ll cut you down so low, you’ll have to hold a sign that says, “Don’t spit, can’t swim!””
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama (from Father)
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“Your mom is so air-headed she goes snorkeling without a snorkel”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama (made up)
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“Your mom is so tall she goes deep sea fishing without a boat”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama (made up)
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“Your mom is so tall that she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the face”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“Your house is so not cool that people don’t want to come to your birthday party”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: suburbs of Wilmington, DE