“Your mamma’s so fat, she called the kitchen her “project space.””
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just wrote it
Category Archives: Philly Janks
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This woman who lived across the street was so fat, she had full-blown diabetes. She was so fat that she died…
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Columbia Heights, Washington DC
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Your mamma’s so broke she can’t get into a free concert
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: pretty sure he just made up. (occurred to him the day before)
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Your mamma’s so fat when she goes outside wearing a yellow dress, people say, ‘Damn! look at that fat bitch in the yellow dress!’”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 6th or 7th grade (mid nineties). Madison, WI
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Your mamma’s so fat I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Santa Barbara, California
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“Your mama’s so fat, I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Santa Barbara, California
120712039
“Your mamma’s so fat, she put on a Malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Santa Barbara, California
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“Your mamma’s got a peg leg with a kick-stand”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Pharcyde song, “Yo Mama”
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“Your mamma’s got a glass eye with a fish in it”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Pharcyde song, “Yo Mama”
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“You oughta tell your mama to changer her lipstick, cuz my dick looks like a rainbow”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Orange county, CA (junior high)