“Your sister is like a shotgun, one cock and she’ll blow”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Orange county, CA (junior high)
Category Archives: Philly Janks
120712034
“Your mama’s so skinny her nipples touch”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
120712033
“Your mama’s so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
120712032
“Your mamma smokes a cigarette, then eats the match.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day
120712031
“Your mamm’as so fat she bakes pizza on a sewer lid.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day
120712030
“Your mamma does hot yoga in an automatic car wash.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day
120712029
“Your mamma’s so fat, she rent her pussy by the foot.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day
120712028
“Your mamma’s feet are so ugly and big, that Rex Ryan be jerkin’ off to ‘em.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day
120712027
“Your mamma eats dinner off a hockey puck. We call her ‘slap stick.’”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day
120712026
“Your mama’s so fat and old that her social security number is Pi”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day