Latvian: Tev ir reti skaisti zobi.
English: You have really beautiful, rare teeth
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: Traditional Latvian insult joke. her uncle says it to her all the time. Play on words – word for rare also means “gaps”
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Latvian: Man ir māsa. Un mamma teica, ka viena no mums ir atsitusies tēvā, bet otra pret izlietni.
English: I have a sister. My father said one is similar to him, the other was hit by a sink.
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: Traditional/classic Latvian joke. Play on words – double meaning of the word for “similar”
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Spanish: Tu boca arriba, yo boca abajo, te pongo las bolas y te lo trabajo. Que eres? El metate
English: You are facing up, I am facing down, I put some balls on and work on you. What are you? The metate (grinding stone)
collected: Mexico City, Mexico (3-14-13)
origin: typical Albur from Mexico
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Spanish: Largo y peludo para tu culo. Que es? El caballo
English: It’s big and hairy, and its for your ass. What is it? The horse.
collected: Mexico City, Mexico (3-14-13)
origin: typical Albur from Mexico
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Spanish: Macita, te comen los pajaritos
English (pun): Cornmeal, the birds eat you / Mamma, my cock eats you
collected: Mexico City, Mexico (3-13-13)
origin: heard in the street in Mexico City