“You couldn’t start a piss-up in a brewery”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: Belfast pubs
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“Away and take your face for a shite”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: Belfast, local parties
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“You’re as much use as your ass full of melted snow”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
rrigin: local Belfast talk / slagging
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“You’re as much use as a fart in a spacesuit”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
rrigin: local Belfast talk / slagging
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“You’re about as useful as a tissue paper condom”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it somewhere in Whales
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Finnish translation: If you divide, you can’t tell anyone.
(Preface: He began by stating that this is less of a joke, and more of an advice to women, using the number one rule of mathematics in Finland.)
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English: You’re the drop your mother should have swallowed.
Origin: Arkansas, USA
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Spanish: Tu vagina es como un refrigerador, porque cada noche le dan chorizo, huevos, lengua y mucha leche.
English: Your vagina is like a fridge, because every night its given sausage, eggs, tongue and lots of milk.
collected: Mexico City, Mexico (3-14-13)
origin: from the Mexican television show “La Lavadora”
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Spanish: Tu boca arriba, yo boca abajo, te pongo las bolas y te lo trabajo. Que eres? El metate
English: You are facing up, I am facing down, I put some balls on and work on you. What are you? The metate (grinding stone)
collected: Mexico City, Mexico (3-14-13)
origin: typical Albur from Mexico
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Spanish: Largo y peludo para tu culo. Que es? El caballo
English: It’s big and hairy, and its for your ass. What is it? The horse.
collected: Mexico City, Mexico (3-14-13)
origin: typical Albur from Mexico