“You are so ugly you could be working at the airport by smelling luggage”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: from an American movie seen on internet while in Basque country, Spain
Category Archives: Belfast Janks
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“You are so ugly that you should be in a Museum of Modern Art”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: from an American movie seen on internet while in Basque country, Spain
090713001
“You’re as useful as a bowler hat with sleeves”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: local talk
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“My daddy went up “Willy Mountain” and he found a dead crab”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: his older brother told it to him
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“Your mommy’s so fat, she can’t even breathe.”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up
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“Your mommy’s so stupid, she fell down a step and thought it was a cliff”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it from a friend
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“Your mommy’s so old, she sat beside Jesus in school”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: stole it from a friend in school
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“Your mama’s so old, that when she takes her clothes there are spider webs and dust all over”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: made it up
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“Your mommy’s so fat, she can’t even fit in the bed”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: stole it from a friend
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“My friend, Robert, was that ugly as a baby, that his mother wouldn’t push him, she pulled him in the pram”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
origin: heard it at work