Category Archives: Kaunas Janks

Janks collected in Kaunas, Lithuania on January 10, 2016

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Lithuanian: Tavo papai tokie dideli, kad gali veikti kaip oro pagalvė
English: your boobs are so big that they can work as an airbag.
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: suburbs of Kaunas

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Lithuanian: Jo šikna tokia didelė, kad reikia didesnių durų namie
English: His ass is so big that he must cut bigger doors at home
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: suburbs of Kaunas

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Lithuanian: Jis visko bijo kaip nekalta mergaitė
English: He’s as afraid of everything as a virgin girl
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: suburbs of Kaunas

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Lithuanian: Jis atrodo kaip po pirmo pasaulinio karo
English: He looks like after World War I
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: suburbs of Kaunas

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Lithuanian: tavo mama yra tokia sena, kad ji skolinga ketvirtį Jėzui.
English: your mom is so old she owes a quarter to Jesus
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: he thinks he might have read it on the internet – not originally Lithuanian

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Lithuanian: vyrai mūrai ąžuolai mergos terbos bezdalai
English: (a rhyme – word by word) men – masonry, oaks, maids – handbags, farts
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: very old Lithuanian joke, said to her by her grandmother. “Terba” is special, very old-fashioned word meaning: a special kind of bag, usually made from fabric or yarn, for shopping or keeping vegetables). “Mergos” is usually young woman, but not a girl.