“Your mama’s so nasty, she pours ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
Tag Archives: maternal insult
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“Your mama’s so dumb, she went to an Eagles game and thought a quarterback was a refund”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: (Middle school) Philadelphia, PA
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“Your mama’s so skinny, she could ride a chihuahua”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: just made up
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“Your mama is so easy, that whenever she walks around, she wears a mattress strapped to her back”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Heard from boys in back of school bus – 7th grade, Reynolds Middle School in Trenton, NJ
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“Your mama’s so old, she shared a locker with Jesus”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
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“Your mama’s so dirty, she jumped in the bathtub and the water jumped out”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
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“Your mama’s so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
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“Your mama’s so old, she farts dust”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
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“Your mom is so fat, she irons her clothes in the driveway”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“Your mom is so poor she has to put a milkshake on layaway”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama