English translation: “Your mother is so dumb when she plays Super Mario she walks to the left”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it in school in Berlin around 2007 when he was 15-16 years old
Tag Archives: maternal insult
121914005
English translation: “Your mother is so fat when she wears a white t-shirt Massiv (German rapper) sings ‘Wenn der Mond in mein Ghetto kracht’ (When the Moon Crashes in my Ghetto)”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it in school in Berlin around 2007 when he was 15-16 years old
121914006
English translation: “Your mother is so dumb she put a dildo on her forehead and said ‘I am a unicorn’ ”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it in school in Berlin around 2007 when he was 15-16 years old
121914007
English translation: “Your mother is so fat when she has sex with your father it’s like throwing a sausage down a big hole.”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it in school in Berlin around 2007 when he was 15-16 years old
110714005
“Your momma is so fat she was baptised at Sea World”
collected: Cleveland, Ohio – Cleveland Institute of Art (11-7-14)
origin: heard it in middle school in Solon Ohio, mid 90s.
110714001
“Your mother is so fat we are in her right now”
collected: Cleveland, Ohio – Cleveland Institute of Art (11-7-14)
origin: growing up in Philly in the 90s/early 2000s. They called it “coming at your neck” and it would often end in physical fights
092014014
“Your mother wears Army boots”
collected: Pittsburgh, Carnegie Mellon University (9-20-14)
origin: from a movie, she thinks “The Rugrats Movie”
092014010
“I feel bad for your mama, having such an ugly child”
collected: Pittsburgh, Carnegie Mellon University (9-20-14)
origin: from “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”
092014004
“Your mama’s pussy is so hairy, when you were born you got rug burned”
collected: Pittsburgh, Strip District (9-20-14)
origin: told to him by his boyfriend, who learned it on a school bus in New Jersey
092014003
“Your mama’s so fat, when she wears yellow, people yell ‘Taxi’”
collected: Pittsburgh, Strip District (9-20-14)
origin: heard it in Elementary School in Minnesota (circa 80s/90s)