“She’s so stupid, she tried to take a bite out of a school bus and asked where the cream filling was”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: remembers them from school, likely between grades 5-7, New Martinsville,West Virginia
091714037
“Your mama’s so stupid, she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: remembers them from school, likely between grades 5-7, New Martinsville, West Virginia
091714036
“Why don’t you tape that for me, I’ll listen to it at my leisure”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: common comeback
091714035
“I have a waterbed. My wife calls it the Dead Sea.”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: Milton Berle
091714034
“Your penis is so small, you manipulate it with a cheerio and a pair of tweezers”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: told to him by his friend Ezra in New Albany, Indiana (circa 1996)
091714033
“Not the sharpest knife in the drawer”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: one of her dad’s sayings (Pittsburgh)
091714032
“You’re not the sharpest piece of silverware”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: one of her dad’s sayings (Pittsburgh)
091714031
“You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: one of her dad’s sayings (Pittsburgh)
091714030
“You’re about as useful as a goat in a cabbage patch”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: one of her dad’s sayings (Pittsburgh)
091714029
“He looks like he’s been rode hard and put away wet”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: one of her dad’s sayings (Pittsburgh)