“You’ve got the only teeth that could eat other teeth”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714007
“You look like Ted Bundy in the face, you school bus chaser”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714006
“You’re so cheap, you took your girlfriend out for breakfast, and I’m still trying to figure out why she smells like ChexMix”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714005
“Your head is so tall, you’re probably the reason they made up the saying, ‘Why the long face?'”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714004
“Your nose is so big, you could probably smell what I’m thinking”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714003
“Your nose is so big it’s got its own area code”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714002
“Your mom’s so fat, that she sit on the couch, the couch said, ‘Get the hell off me!'”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714001
“Your momma’s so fat, her ass is so big, she walks like a dinosaur”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
090713023
“Yer ma’s yer da”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast saying
090713022
“You’re as useful as balls on a priest”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: common Belfast saying