“Fur coat and no knickers”
collected: Pittsburgh, Point State Park (9-18-14)
origin: common saying from Edinburgh, Scotland
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“Your nose is out of joint”
collected: Pittsburgh, Point State Park (9-18-14)
origin: common saying from England
091814007
“Your bum is out the window”
collected: Pittsburgh, Point State Park (9-18-14)
origin: common saying from Glasgow, Scotland
091814006
“Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night”
collected: Pittsburgh, Lawrenceville neighborhood (9-18-14)
origin: unknown – has known and used it for a long time, particularly when people get new teeth
091814005
“Your mom’s hair is so short, she rolls it with rice”
collected: Pittsburgh, Bloomfield neighborhood (9-18-14)
origin: he thinks he made it out a long time ago
091814004
“Your mama’s so broke, when I came into your house and dropped a cigarette butt, the roaches came out screaming, “Heat! Heat! We got heat!””
collected: Pittsburgh, Bloomfield neighborhood (9-18-14)
origin: heard it from her mom’s boyfriend, in the Homestead neighborhood of Pittsburgh (circa 2013)
091814003
“I knew them when they didn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of”
collected: Pittsburgh, Bloomfield neighborhood (9-18-14)
origin: Irish saying
091814002
“You think your shit don’t stink, but your farts give you away”
collected: Pittsburgh, Bloomfield neighborhood (9-18-14)
origin: from her father, of German heritage, who lived in the Bloomfield neighborhood of Pittsburgh
091814001
“You’re so old, you’re an hysterical landmark”
collected: Pittsburgh, Bloomfield neighborhood (9-18-14)
origin: made it up, in Pittsburgh, originally used to describe an old house
091714041
“You have the features of an actor. I think I saw you in a movie. you’re that giant pile of shit in Jurassic Park.”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: unknown – told to him by his friend Ezra in New Albany, Indiana (circa 1996)