“Your mama’s so dirty, she jumped in the bathtub and the water jumped out”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
Category Archives: Philly Janks
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“You so ugly, your mama fed you with a slingshot”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
120712084
“You so ugly, your mama tied a pork chop to your face, so the dog would play with you”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
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“Your mama’s so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
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“Your mama’s so old, she farts dust”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: 1990s Philadelphia, PA
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“He’s so short, he doesn’t go down on his girlfriend, he goes up on her”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made up at a vegetarian restaurant in Philadelphia, PA
120712079
“When the Lord was giving out noses, you thought he said roses and asked for a big red one”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“When the Lord was giving out brains, you thought he said rain and went and found shelter”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“Your house is so janky, I rang the doorbell and the toilet flushed”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama
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“Your house is small, I threw a rock through the window and killed the whole family”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: South Eastern Alabama