“Your mamma’s so fat she used the Megatron at the ballpark for an iphone”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: made it up same day
Category Archives: Philly Janks
120712024
“Your mom’s so fat, whales have stickers on their butts that sayin’, “Save yo momma!”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
120712023
“Your mom’s so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on her belt.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
120712022
“Your momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection blinks.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
120712021
“Your momma’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
120712020
“Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
120712019
“Your teeth are so jacked up, it looks like someone threw Chiclets in your mouth.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
120712018
“Your momma’s so bald-headed that she blow dry her hair like this (blows on hand and moves hand once over head).”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Philadelphia/Germantown
120712017
“Your momma’s so fat, she bleeds Prego”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Philadelphia/Germantown
120712016
“Your momma house so small, I went in the front door and landed in the back yard.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Philadelphia/Germantown