“She’s so stupid, she tried to take a bite out of a school bus and asked where the cream filling was”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: remembers them from school, likely between grades 5-7, New Martinsville,West Virginia
Tag Archives: fat
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“Your mom’s so fat when she saw a school bus full of white people, she said, ‘Hey! Go catch that giant Twinkie!'”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: told to her by a grade schooler at a summer camp in Pittsburgh (circa 2010)
091714018
“Your mom’s so fat that when God said, “let there be light,” he had to move her big ass out the way”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard them in Elementary School in Pittsburgh
091714016
“Your mom is so fat, she went under gravitational collapse and turned into a black hole”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up while in Grade School in West Virginia (to say to Bullies, but never actually used)
091714015
“I took her picture, got it developed, and when I hung it up, the nail bent”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard it Rippin’ with friends in Pittsburgh
091714013
“Your mother’s so fat, her blood type’s Ragu”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard it Rippin’ with friends in Pittsburgh
091714012
“Your mother’s so fat, she’s on the other side of the family”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up
091714002
“Your mom’s so fat, that she sit on the couch, the couch said, ‘Get the hell off me!'”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714001
“Your momma’s so fat, her ass is so big, she walks like a dinosaur”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
090713018
“Your mama’s so fat, you just have to find a fold and fuck it”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-7-13)
origin: heard it in either England, Scotland, or Belfast