“Your mom’s so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on her belt.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
Tag Archives: maternal insult
120712022
“Your momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, her reflection blinks.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
120712021
“Your momma’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Insult Comedy TV, Don Rickles, Yo! MTv Raps’ “Snaps”
120712018
“Your momma’s so bald-headed that she blow dry her hair like this (blows on hand and moves hand once over head).”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Philadelphia/Germantown
120712017
“Your momma’s so fat, she bleeds Prego”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Philadelphia/Germantown
120712016
“Your momma house so small, I went in the front door and landed in the back yard.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Philadelphia/Germantown
120712014
“Yo momma’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Lunch table c1995
120712013
“Yo momma’s so fat, when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington’s nose”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: lunch table c1995
120712012
“Yo momma’s so fat, when she goes swimming, all the sailors yell, “Land Ho!”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: lunch table c1995
120712007
“Your mom’s so fat, when she goes to Sea World, they pay her”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: The Nutty Professor Remake with Eddie Murphy