Tag Archives: maternal insult

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English: Your mama is so big, when you go around the corner, you’ve got to go AROUND the corner.
collected: Jamaica, Queens (05-14-2016)
origin: heard this playing The Dozens with friends in school, sometime around 1993 in Jamaica, Queens.

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English: Your mama is so stupid, she bought a cup to see Juice.
collected: Jamaica, Queens (05-14-2016)
origin: heard this playing The Dozens with friends in school, sometime around 1993 in Jamaica, Queens. Juice is a 1992 American crime drama film featuring Omar Epps, Tupac Shakur, and Samuel L. Jackson.

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French:
English: Your mama is so ugly, she has to wear makeup to go on the radio.
collected: Astoria, Queens (04-28-2016)
origin: heard it from the movie “Down to Earth” with Chris Rock. He is from Paris, and originally heard this joke in French.

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Lithuanian: tavo mama yra tokia sena, kad ji skolinga ketvirtį Jėzui.
English: your mom is so old she owes a quarter to Jesus
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: he thinks he might have read it on the internet – not originally Lithuanian

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Portuguese:
English: Your mother is so fat, when you have to drive around her in the car, you run out of gas
collected: Kaunas, Lithuania (01-10-2016)
origin: more recent yo-mama joke from Portugal. Very common in Portugal to insult each other’s mothers