Finnish: Sinun äitisi on niin läski että kuin hän menee rannalle Greenpeace yrittää työntää hänet takaisin merelle
English: Your mama’s so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace tries to push her back to the sea.
collected: Vaasa, Finland (12-22-2015)
origin: not from Finland. Perhaps he saw it on the internet.
Tag Archives: maternal insult
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Latvian: Tava māte ir kā ciema divritenis – ar viņu ir pabraukājušies visi.
English: Your mother is like the village bicycle. Everyone took a ride on her.
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: He heard from his friends in Latvia.
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Arabic: خنفسه شافت عيالها على الحيط قالت ده لولى ملضم فى خيط
Khanfasa shafet ‘ayalha ‘ala al-hayt, qalet da luli mladdam fi khayt
English: Your mother is like a cockroach who saw her children on the wall but mistook them for beautiful pearls
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: Egyptian insult joke, in Arabic. Usually said by grandmothers as a way to call someone ugly. The (very) literal translation is: “A beetle saw her kids on the wall and said pearls connected by a string.”
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Arabic: أمك حرام
ummak haram
English: Your mother is forbidden
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: very common Egyptian curse in Arabic
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Latvian: Tava mamma ir tik veca, ka viņas instruktors bija dinozaurs
English: Your mom is so old that her driving instructor was a Dinosaur
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: She read it on the internet (originally in Latvian) a year or so ago and remembered it.
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Latvian: Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka viņa raud taukus.
English: Your mom is so fat, she cries lard.
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: From Riga. She made it up.
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Latvian: Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka tad, kad viņa uzskāpa uz svariem, parādījās mans telefona numurs.
English: Your mom is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, my phone number showed up
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: She heard it from her friend, around two years ago.
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Latvian: Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka tad, kad viņa nopiržas, sākas globālā sasilšana.
English: Your mom is so fat that when she farts global warming starts
collected: Riga, Latvia (01-08-2016)
origin: She made it up. Yo Mama Jokes are more of an imported tradition from movies and social media.
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English translation: “your mother sweats while shitting”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it from friends while an exchange students in Munich, Germany when he was 16 years old
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English translation: “Your mother is so fat her blood type is Nutella”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it in school in Berlin around 2007 when he was 15-16 years old