“You’re so poor, when I saw you rollin down the street in a garbage can, I asked what you were doing, you said, ‘moving'”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard them in Elementary School in Pittsburgh
Category Archives: Pittsburgh Janks
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“You’re so poor, and your house is so small, when you order pizza, you have to eat it outside”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard them in Elementary School in Pittsburgh
091714018
“Your mom’s so fat that when God said, “let there be light,” he had to move her big ass out the way”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard them in Elementary School in Pittsburgh
091714017
“Your mom stinks so bad that her boyfriend was walking past the fish market, and thought he was home.”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
091714016
“Your mom is so fat, she went under gravitational collapse and turned into a black hole”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up while in Grade School in West Virginia (to say to Bullies, but never actually used)
091714015
“I took her picture, got it developed, and when I hung it up, the nail bent”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard it Rippin’ with friends in Pittsburgh
091714014
“Your mother is so stupid she went to the strip district butt-naked”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard it Rippin’ with friends in Pittsburgh
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“Your mother’s so fat, her blood type’s Ragu”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard it Rippin’ with friends in Pittsburgh
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“Your mother’s so fat, she’s on the other side of the family”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up
091714011
“Your breath smells so bad, it’s got its own theme song”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot