Finnish: Sinun naamasi on niinkuin petolinnun perse
English: Your face is like the ass of a bird of prey
collected: Vaasa, Finland (12-22-2015)
origin: common Finnish expression. Might have heard it from her Grandmother.
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Latvian: Kā caur pakaļu taisīts
English: Like made through the ass
collected: Riga, Latvia (08-01-2016)
origin: Traditional Latvian insult joke/heard from his friend, he thinks.
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“Your mama’s so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 lbs. of crack”
collected: Pittsburgh, Point State Park (9-18-14)
origin: told to him by his son
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“Your mom’s so fat that when God said, “let there be light,” he had to move her big ass out the way”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard them in Elementary School in Pittsburgh
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“Your momma’s so fat, her ass is so big, she walks like a dinosaur”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: made it up on the spot
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“You’re as much use as your ass full of melted snow”
collected: Belfast, Northern Ireland (9-6-13)
rrigin: local Belfast talk / slagging
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“Do you like fruit? Yeah? Kiss my ass, its a peach!”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: family friend’s father, Brooklyn, NY
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Translation from Latin: “Zoilus, you spoil the bathwater by washing your ass in it. But, Zoilus, if you want it to get really filthy, wash your head in it.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Roman Poet Martial