“Your mama’s so fat she gave birth to you”
collected: Pittsburgh, Point State Park (9-18-14)
origin: told to him by his son
Tag Archives: maternal insult
091814010
“Your mama’s so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 lbs. of crack”
collected: Pittsburgh, Point State Park (9-18-14)
origin: told to him by his son
091814005
“Your mom’s hair is so short, she rolls it with rice”
collected: Pittsburgh, Bloomfield neighborhood (9-18-14)
origin: he thinks he made it out a long time ago
091814004
“Your mama’s so broke, when I came into your house and dropped a cigarette butt, the roaches came out screaming, “Heat! Heat! We got heat!””
collected: Pittsburgh, Bloomfield neighborhood (9-18-14)
origin: heard it from her mom’s boyfriend, in the Homestead neighborhood of Pittsburgh (circa 2013)
091714040
“Your dad is so stupid, he married your mom”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: unknown – possibly made it up
091714039
“She’s so fat she tried to sneak out of the house and the whole world knew”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: remembers them from school, likely between grades 5-7, New Martinsville, West Virginia
091714037
“Your mama’s so stupid, she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: remembers them from school, likely between grades 5-7, New Martinsville, West Virginia
091714024
“Your mom is so diesel, she does back strokes in mud”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: told to her by her Karate teacher in Philadelphia (circa 2011)
091714023
“Your mom’s so fat when she saw a school bus full of white people, she said, ‘Hey! Go catch that giant Twinkie!'”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: told to her by a grade schooler at a summer camp in Pittsburgh (circa 2010)
091714021
“your mom is so old, she’s got an autographed bible”
collected: Pittsburgh, PA, Northside neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: heard them in Elementary School in Pittsburgh