“Your momma’s so bald-headed that she blow dry her hair like this (blows on hand and moves hand once over head).”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Philadelphia/Germantown
120712017
“Your momma’s so fat, she bleeds Prego”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Philadelphia/Germantown
120712016
“Your momma house so small, I went in the front door and landed in the back yard.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Philadelphia/Germantown
120712015
“Your mom don’t have no legs and your dad don’t have no eyes. Your mom said, “I’m walking out of this relationship.” And your dad said, “I’ve got to see this!”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: father, Philadelphia/Germantown
120712014
“Yo momma’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Lunch table c1995
120712013
“Yo momma’s so fat, when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington’s nose”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: lunch table c1995
120712012
“Yo momma’s so fat, when she goes swimming, all the sailors yell, “Land Ho!”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: lunch table c1995
120712011
“Do you like fruit? Yeah? Kiss my ass, its a peach!”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: family friend’s father, Brooklyn, NY
120712010
Translation from Latin: “Zoilus, you spoil the bathwater by washing your ass in it. But, Zoilus, if you want it to get really filthy, wash your head in it.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Roman Poet Martial
120712009
“You do the same thing sober that you do when you’re drunk – you suck dick.”
collected: Philadelphia, PA (12-7-12)
origin: Derived from Epigrams from the Roman Poet Martial