Latvian: Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka tad, kad viņa nopiržas, sākas globālā sasilšana.
English: Your mom is so fat that when she farts global warming starts
collected: Riga, Latvia (01-08-2016)
origin: She made it up. Yo Mama Jokes are more of an imported tradition from movies and social media.
Tag Archives: fat
121914003
English translation: “Your mother is so fat her blood type is Nutella”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it in school in Berlin around 2007 when he was 15-16 years old
121914005
English translation: “Your mother is so fat when she wears a white t-shirt Massiv (German rapper) sings ‘Wenn der Mond in mein Ghetto kracht’ (When the Moon Crashes in my Ghetto)”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it in school in Berlin around 2007 when he was 15-16 years old
121914007
English translation: “Your mother is so fat when she has sex with your father it’s like throwing a sausage down a big hole.”
collected: Berlin, Germany (12-19-14)
origin: heard it in school in Berlin around 2007 when he was 15-16 years old
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“Your momma is so fat she was baptised at Sea World”
collected: Cleveland, Ohio – Cleveland Institute of Art (11-7-14)
origin: heard it in middle school in Solon Ohio, mid 90s.
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“Your mother is so fat we are in her right now”
collected: Cleveland, Ohio – Cleveland Institute of Art (11-7-14)
origin: growing up in Philly in the 90s/early 2000s. They called it “coming at your neck” and it would often end in physical fights
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“Your mama’s so fat, when she wears yellow, people yell ‘Taxi’”
collected: Pittsburgh, Strip District (9-20-14)
origin: heard it in Elementary School in Minnesota (circa 80s/90s)
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“Your mama’s so fat she gave birth to you”
collected: Pittsburgh, Point State Park (9-18-14)
origin: told to him by his son
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“Your mama’s so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 lbs. of crack”
collected: Pittsburgh, Point State Park (9-18-14)
origin: told to him by his son
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“She’s so fat she tried to sneak out of the house and the whole world knew”
collected: Pittsburgh, Polish Hill neighborhood (9-17-14)
origin: remembers them from school, likely between grades 5-7, New Martinsville, West Virginia